Strange Sky Sounds Buzz

 

Some day’s I think I’m just going to lose my mind.

I’ve been hearing about these “strange sky sounds” emanating all around the world. There’s a viral buzz like nothing since the dancing baby or cat playing the piano. Right away, someone with a shred of common sense mentions that it could possibly be viral marketing of a new Hollywood movie and that makes perfect sense.

BUT

There’s always a but, and people don’t cognitively think anymore so if something strange is happening around the world, and mainstream news is not picking up on it very much and no official bureau from any country is admitting to scientific or homeland security tests, etc. Then all the rest of the “sane world” jumps in on the discussion.

Here’s where things get REALLY strange. Religious zealots and paranoid’s start screaming on the internet and in their local newsletters about the “end times” and “apocryphal trumpets.” Other conspiracists start shouting about the UFO invasion hinted at by inane political sources. Most people hearing the sounds start cowering under their beds, in a textbook reaction to “the unknown.”

How predictable we’ve all become. How easily manipulated. How unworldly, uneducated and uncultured we’ve devolved.

Do I know what these strange sounds are? No.

But I do possess a GED, I didn’t fail fifth grade science and I’m not afraid of “strange sky noises.”

Let’s just for snicks and grins do some considering.

If anyone has listened to something called “electronic music” specifically by the artist Steve Roach, these sounds are not unfamiliar. If any urban dweller has heard a low rumble that crescendo’s to a thumping, pounding, wall shaking vibration, they know it’s not the end times, but some ego-centric idiot with a thousand watt Pyle driver subwoofer in his low-rider, cruisin’ the streets, obtuse of other peoples privacy and sensibilities.

 

The bored scientists out there ( the ones NOT busy pushing the global warming hoax) can attest to the power of acoustics. Acoustics can cause avalanches, even crumble the walls of Jericho and on Memorex tape, with Ella Fitzgerald’s voice, shatter a wine glass. This stuff is all documented.

So let’s put a few elements together.

1. Synthesizer sounds like those of Steve Roach or the kind Hollywood sound effects engineers do for sci fi movies.

2. A honkin’ big set of specially designed speakers with HAARP skunk-works-technology, that fits in the back of a Toyota Tacoma pick-up truck.

3. Drive that puppy out into the wilderness or down a deserted urban industrial complex at odd hours and blast that obtrusive noise on the dumbed down, CNN watching, Cheeto eatin’, fear-monger abused general public.

And what have you got? Strange sky noises…. Soon to replace shiny objects.

BUT you say, wild-eyed and holding up a trembling finger, it’s happening all over the world, EVERYWHERE. How do you explain that.

Well, short of being the trumpets of GOD, ( and for the sake of argument, if it were, I wouldn’t be spending my time chatting or texting on the internet) I’d say someone paid a group of people, scratch that, a group of fanboys and tech-geeks to be part of a mega-hoax to end all mega-hoaxes to perpetrate this acoustic atrocity.

Do we forget how easily the combination of H.G.Wells, martians, radio and the actor Orson Welles fooled a large part of this nation with a re-enactment/recreation of H.G.’s  novel “War of the Worlds”?

Today everything has to happen FAST. If the perpetrators of the hoax didn’t jamb-up these sound events in the same week, but spaced them out over a year, I might be scratching my chin more. But, no, all this happens around the world at relatively the same time and scientists and governments can’t figure it out?

This “unknown” is getting TONS of free promotional mileage.

Consider this.

All these real-time videos of city-scapes and wilderness panoramas with the real-sound would make great “reality film” splices. Pay all the cell phone cinematographers pennies, rake in box office millions. Everybody is famous and in on the gag. Wahoo.

Government “think tanks” (a phrase that seems oxymoronic)  can do large scale demographic studies on the effects of “unknown fears” run amok and how they can use it to their avantage to control the populace when the sheeple are fed up being politically and economically used.

Organized religions can play-up on this same fear and herd the flock back to the church for more atonement abuse. Better late than never.

There have been articles on the DOD using Directed Sound Technology in the middle east wars, putting sounds and the “words of god” into the enemies head. There has been advertising sector buzz about using directed sound to single out consumers passing by an acoustic array to pitch productes directly into their thoughts.

Everything is right there. Nothing is new, it’s just hyped-up and preys upon the lack of the average consumer-sapien to cognitively think.

I find this all offensive.

I feel my privacy and sensibility has been assaulted and violated. If these strange sky sounds turn out to be a viral marketing campaign or a governmental-mass-population experiment, like nuclear bomb tests, or all the microwave cell phone antenna’s have been turned up into a giant feedback loop…

I’m gonna sue somebody.

Stand in line to make your class action claims now.

And if you run across that guy in the pick-up with really big speakers in the back… I recommend using a crowbar and a whole lot of whoop-ass. If it turns out to be a wanna-be famous Hollywood director looking for some FREE viral publicity, then he can send a view rate fee care of my Pay-Pal account.